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Hetalia x reader: stupid autocorrectYeah yeah so there's some bad language yanno if you can't Handle it dont read you yanno the drill or whatever . Enjoy~!
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Italy: Hey _____~! Can you gets some penis at the store?

_____: Ummmm, I don't think they sell penis at the store other than a dildo . 😐

Italy: Noob!!I meant pasta!
____: I'm not a noob!!!
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Russia: come and fuck Prussia

____: but but... I don't want to T-T

Prussia: awww why not _____ you know you want my 5 centimeters

_____: i knew it was small!!

Russia: kololololo

Prussia: noob

What now?!((Child!2p EnglandxChild!Reader))What now?!((Child!2p EnglandxChild!reader))

You fell onto your back as your fellow classmates laughed at you and teased you.

This wasn't your fault, right?

Your mommy said it was normal! So why was everyone teasing you?

You sobbed as the others continued calling you horrible names and ganging up on you. "HEY! Y-you bullies better leave her alone!!!" You kept your head down while everyone else turned and saw Oliver Kirkland standing there with his hands on his hips. He had been bullied too, until one day when he beat up one of his bullies. Since then people tried staying away from him. All except for you. You and Ollie were best friends, y

2p!America x Reader: I Don't Fear Death Ch.38:27am.

That was win you finally made it to your morning class of college, and you were totally out of breath. You literally fell into the closest chair, which was in the front row, and breathed in and out to regain your normal heartbeat. After a minute you had felt much better, but your legs still felt like metal. You really did hate running, but you dealt with it, you had to college with a minute or so to spare.

You smiled happily as a sense of pride and joy filled you. From the corner of your eye you saw another girl with long sandy brown hair and coffee colored eyes. She had watched you try and regain your breath but when you seemed to

[EnglandxReader]Stupidest pirate in the Seven seas

[Pirate!EnglandxReader] - Stupidest Pirate in the Seven Seas.

You sat in the cell with Captain Arthur Kirkland. The most notorious Pirate in all the Seven Seas.

...When he's not Drunk as hell that is.

You watched as he picked up the bone and tried to lure the guard dog closer, so he could take the key.

"Come on, Doggy." He said, whistling. "It's just you, (name) and me. Just you, (name) and Ol' Arthur."

The dog came a little closer much to Arthur's delight. "Come on, Come on, Good boy. That's a good boy!" He grinned.

You rolled your eyes and sighed. Arthur shot you a glare before turning back to the dog.

"That's a good boy! Come on! Bi

Dog!FinlandxDog!Reader PrologueDog!Finland x Dog!Reader
Prologue
Key: (e/n) = your worst (male) enemy’s name (p/c) = pelt color(s)

You were awoken abruptly to the sound of Master (e/n) storming through the back door of your “home”. Without hesitating, you stood up and hid behind the couch, hoping he wouldn’t be able to get to you. You didn’t dare poke your head out, so you sniffed the air to see if you could figure out what the matter was with Master this time.

That potent stench was all over him. You’ve known that smell for almost a year now; this time was no different. His speech was slurred and he walked as if he were off b

Italy x Reader - Jeff The Killer“Ciao, bella!”

The bubbly Italian jumped over to your desk where you were sitting on your comfy black swivel chair, reading fanfiction.

“Hey Feli…” You trailed off; caught up in the beautiful pairing that is Karezi.

“Bella, are you feeling alright?” Feliciano waved his hand in front of your face, trying to rip your gaze from the screen.

You flinched away from the screen; a lemon, eww. You turned your attention to Feli. “Yeah, why do you ask?”

“Well you’re reading ‘Karezi’, whatever that is, and you have a weird-a look on your face!” He half giggled.

&ld

Norway X Reader Can I Sleep With You?

Norway X Reader Can I Sleep With You?
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Wrapped up in your comfy blankets sat on the bed watching the snow
fall outside.The snow lighted the night sky like little laterns coming
to land. The ground looked so fluffy, like a blanket.You had stayed with
Lukas while visiting Oslo, Norway and tomorrow you would return home
to (Country).You loved to travel the world, especially when you went
to Northern Europe; Denmark and Norway are were you visited the most
up north.Even though Lukas was quiet round his brother and friends,
the Norwegian seemed to open his feelings out more when he was only with
you.

Papa!EnglandxMama!Reader - Happy Mother's Day

You yawn and sit up in bed, rubbing your eyes as the light gently enters through the break in the curtains. The first thing you notice is that your husband, Arthur, is not in bed with you. That was strange as you’re usually the first one awake so that you can go downstairs to make him a cup of tea. Then there are the kids. Alfred is usually making a lot more noise by now and Mattie would probably have come in to see if you’re awake so he can come downstairs with you. The six year olds didn’t like to stay in bed on weekends, up early to play with their toys or draw – which is more like Mattie as he is way quieter than his h

DenmarkxReader Oneshot! Crashed the Wedding...DenmarkxReader Oneshot! Crashed the Wedding...

Automatic censor, any and all cuss words are bleeped out with ****'s.

Where ever it says [Boy name] make sure it's not a Hetalia one or this story might not be as good to read if you just use a name like John, Billy, Simon, etc...

Enjoy!!

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Clean [hair color] hair done nicely covered by a veil, {eye color] eyes touched with make up and a beautiful white dress hugged your body helping you to give off an angelic glow. Today was the big day. Your wedding day.

'Do I really want to do this?..." You asked yourself one last time

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Did you melt in my cheesiness yet?

I say yes, because flying bisons are a life time mate.

I thought really hard about this line, since all my other cheesy lines were "I'appa be yo valentine!" or "can I have a ride to your heart?" I'm glad I stuck to this one. lol

Either way I hope you will have a very awesome valentine.

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~nunchuk28 Feb 12, 2013

oh appa, your size shows how big your heart must be :v

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~TobatoJello Feb 12, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

TOO CUTE. MY HEART CAN'T HANDLE IT

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~Leynir Feb 10, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

*dies of cuteness
It's perfect!

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~StarshadowDragon Feb 10, 2013

Awww!!! I love it!!

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~KaeporaGaebora3 Feb 10, 2013

lmao! I love it!

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~UsagiLovex Feb 9, 2013

so cuteeeee!

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~MaiBuyingAccount Feb 9, 2013 Student Digital Artist

TOO CUTE

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~Awesomenesokatu Feb 9, 2013 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

So cute!!!!!!!!

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~cutelaughter Feb 9, 2013

I was in love with the korra one...until I saw this OMG!!!! so cute

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~nightwing6497 Feb 9, 2013

That's so cute

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